how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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