oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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