I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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