I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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