But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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