I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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