There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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