Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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