didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
