It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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