I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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