hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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