dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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