Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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