Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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