Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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