all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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