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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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