I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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