Buhtt sex?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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