Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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