Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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