I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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