Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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