That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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