So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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