butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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