I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Best friends brother. Beat that.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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