I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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