I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.