fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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