Im at strip club and am horny
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Nicole vs. Life
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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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