i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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