I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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