wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
