We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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