I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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