Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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