She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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