I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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