If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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