hell yes lets make some ravioli
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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