I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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