Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
