awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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