I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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