I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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