i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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