No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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