i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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