I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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