found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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